Mascara Mafia

wow i discovered this really really neat, yet gross trick this weekend and i had to share it!

Vaseline is soccer-mom cure for many things!
1) chapped mouths on kids, smear on a tiny layer and poof no more hurt or windburn!
2) dry skin, little bit smears on for miles! hello silky smooth lets (especially good after shaving! There's no odor so it beats intensely perfumed 'healthy' for you lotions.)
3) It's an inexpensive lube ;) [i advise this for only married 'natural riders' it cold break a condom!]
4) An amazing chapstick!
5) A great way to take of make-up instead of using dozens of dollars on small vials of makeup remover!
6) A grease that wont smell or pile up on squeaky door hinges!
7) To get a piece of gum out of hair (like mayo and peanut butter supposedly)
8) To prevent hair color from dying skin! & if you use a dark eyeshadow just rub a smidge under your eye so when the dark dust falls it wont rub into skin and the petroleum jelly rubs right off, which you should do before putting blush and everything else on!
9) If you know of any others please let me know! mailto:kassialsept@yahoo.com

BUT MY FAVORITE!
Which other's may have already found out before this blonde, but:

After shampooing hair, (rinse hair til it squeaks so you know if you got it with vaseline) simply rub a nickel-sized amount between your hands and slowly work your way up from ends to roots making sure each strand is saturated! Use more if necessarry. If you color your hair or use heated styling methods, concentrate more at the ends! I promise you shiny barbie hair if rinsed correctly. Wrap your hair in saran wrap if you dont have a haircap and go about your business, or shave your legs while waiting for it to set! It takes me approximately 5-10 minutes to set in the way i like it!

When I am rinsing my hair in the shower, I hold my ends in my hand, lifted away from the shower stream and rinse my roots while gently massaging with the other hand. This way, all the gunk that'll make my hair oily and weighed down will be rinsed first and doesnt dry out my ends.
Once the slimy feeling is gone from roots (first four inches of hair) rinse the rest, squeegying your hair at the roots to make sure any resistance is washed away! Take a fine come and brush it thoroughly! This should ensure no leftovers! You can even use conditioner afterwards! The moisture will still be there! Try it and let me know if it works for you! Especially if you have curls or frizz! Thank you!

Feedback is appreciated so much!! Thanks guys, stay beautiful<3
Kassi Alsept

My first post! (I am a little low-key on graphic design so if someone could create me a Blogger Template, I would be forever grateful!)

This blog, is my little way of being outspoken while being helpful; Just because Rebels without a Cause, are so unattractive!

Let's cut to the chase! Anything and everything I write is my own words and research, I am protected by my amendment of that freedom. If I borrow any graphics or read up on research I will provide credit and links to the dirty facts ;)

Move over Courtney Cox, this is the REAL DIRT!

I'm not one of those crazy glamorous, pig headed women who look down on other people! I worked for everything I've got and I am just a mere student myself! So labels will be trashed in this online blog, consider it my own version of 'Online Cosmopolitan' (cosmopolitan.com).

I hope you find my future articles and nonsense amusing, because I love writing! But for now, I have to cut this introductory short, for I have the worst cold, it's nearly 3am in the morning, and I have work at 1 at a tanning salon = sore feet & business shoes!

Take care & stay beautiful
Lauff,
Kassi Alsept


P.S. criticism and thoughts are openly welcome!!



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